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sus-n-shin:

singanewsongtohim:

photographyowl:

africanthuglife:

imactuallyaunicorn:

Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long.

First 30 seconds: Already rebloged.

tears and chills.

 Cried.

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i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe

omfg… I CRIED ♥♥

 Oh my goodness… I haven’t cried for a while before this. This is so beautiful. :,)

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dashboard. chillschillschills.

10 seconds in, already crying my eyes out. i am absolutely in love with this.

(Source: thatanything)

(Source: artpixie)

Looking at your textbooks thinking

leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

“What a waste of a tree”

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LOL..I know one textbook that is so useless.


shelbs9510:

Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.

How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?

can i has coookie?

IS THAT BACON?!

 Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.

Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together.

Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?

BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR

FORGET THE TORSO!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?

WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.

OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.

HEY, COOKIES

FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS!

Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!

BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?

BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP.  THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.

BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.

God bless Tumblr.

 BARBIE, YOU CAN’T PUT A HEAD IN THE MICROWAVE!!

barbie, why are you so tall?

BARBIE, PUT THAT MILK IN THE FRIDGE BEFORE IT SPOILS!

BARBIE YOUR DRESS. YOU BETTER PUT SOME BLEACH ON THAT IF YOU EVER WANNA GET THE TOMATO SAUCE STAIN OFF.

BARBIE, YOU LEFT YOUR HAMBURGER MEAT ONE THE FLOOR! HURRY! PICK IT UP BEFORE IT SPOILS!

 Barbie, common girl! You gotta put the head on for 2 minutes or it wont cook right.

WHO THE FUCK PUTS A KNIFE ON THE FLOOR WHAT IF YOU SLIP ON THAT BARBIE THAT COULD BE THE LAST OF YOU BARBIE WHAT IF IT CUTS YOUR VAJAYJAY OPEN AND YOU BLEED TO DEATH GET YOUR LIFE BACK TOGETHER BARBIE

What’s all this mess in the kitchen, Barbie? That’s not right at all, it’s gross, clean it up! GET IT TOGETHER, BARBIE!

 BARBIE GET YOUR HAND OFF OF THE DAMN STOVE! YOU’RE GOING TO BURN YOURSELF!

COOKIES!

 Barbie! Why are you using two knives to cut up the body?! Now you just have more dishes to do!

Barbie, why do you have a pony on your shirt?

Whenever I see a clown fish…

It’s automatically named NEMO.

(Source: shelbs9510)


(Source: ggrint)

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.

vegitale:

Dude,

srsly.

Fuck

Need this on my blog.

This..omg.

Fucking WIN.

that- So smart.

Oh my god, can I marry this person?

I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?

Oh well. Still awesome.

SO MUCH WIN

(Source: mywordsremainsilent)

melindajames:

baby barn owl (by helenpriem)